as i was lying in my comfort zone,staring at the laptop screen,smelly my rabbit...i couldn't stop myself myself from thinking that i had actaully spent 7 months in polytechnic.time really whizzes past like nobody's business..

i remembered the day,we all were freshly graduated from secondary school,on the next search for the stepping stone to our future,the 30 of us,had chosen nyp as one of our choice of tertiary institution.because of that decision,we were all put together as one:bm0803.

on the first day of orientation,i stepped into nyp's auditorium with brenda.bren was the first friend i made,even before getting into the school itself.thanks to fate and coincidence.it was god that gave me a companion,so that i would not go into the school like an idiot,trying to figure out where to go,where to register,where,where,and more wheres.

sitted beside me was sheron and yuchan.both really sweet girls.i remembered telling sheron:"hey you love perfume/deoderant?"that was stupid i guess..but that was the only way to remove the shyness and embarassment among us..whereas for yuchan,all we talked about was our scores..:"eh,how much you get ar?"

sticking our butts on the red foldable chair was a torment.watching those skimply dressed girls doing waltz and cha cha was also a torture.listening to the sbm director was indeed a torture:to our eyes,ears,nose,mouth,butt,limbs.and for some idk why reason,there are so many people addressing us..psycho us to join this join that..alamak,your lelong also don't need to like that ma.in conclusion:IT WAS TORTUROUS

eyes:have to stare at him speak
ears:wantedto shut off,but i can still hear the director speaking
nose:the auditorium don't smell as good as my rabbit
mouth:i can't talk for hours!
butt:my pi gu pain sia..sit so long...i want go shh shh...
limbs:must act guai and sit there,cannot move,like a statue

after stoning at the auditorium,it was time to move our arses to the sports hall..that was when i got to see all my classmates face to face...see got shuai ge anot...but sad to say,all mei nu,no shuai ge leh..okaes,im kidding.bm0803 was so cute..but uncooperative seh.tsk.not good not good.sitting in a circle,we all ate our lunch..it was a bad one...but all the guys polish them off within an instant..whereas picky girls like me will pretend,sweep sweep the cabbage,put a small piece of chicken in the mouth,gey gey chew..gargle the mouth with the soya milk,then throw the packet away.

when it was ice breakers after meal,i was so darn freaking uber super duper really very exremely to the max tired and restless and sleepy and felt like stoning there.when we were made to introduce ourselves,i was like:"hi im jocelyn,im 18,from zhss,a first aider and badminton player" then those act shy people like alvin will go:"hello.im alvin..."compared to now,don't know who so chatty hor?then i saw mel chan and natasha going to toilet.have yet to makan go toilet.makan le,also go toilet.the bladder like ma chiam alot water cannot hold like that.(im kidding ok?pls don't take it to heart)then sheron and i itching to go and smell the toilet also...ma chiam mountain tortises.like never see toilet before..go inside chou re nao...then inside got benches sia..so comfy...looked good to sleep on man....

then went back to sports hall after toilet tour.then see all my gong gong but cute classmates sitting there,still in a circle,looking all blur like sotong kia-s.we wet to place our "lugguage" aside then started to play some zhang bu da(cannot grow big) games...the game that i really really will never ever forget is the one with the island thingy..shaun was running like monkey.cheryl was running like an aunty.natasha like never run at all.sheron run like kuku.then i can't remember who is that cute one shouting like siao char bo when someone chases her..she damn funny la..but seriously,i forgot who was that.only remebered the screaming only..

next was the birthday game,arrange from the youngest to oldest in class with our birth dates,without having to use our mouth.so we pk with some "idk-you" class.then we lost..alamak..referee kayu la..okok,im kidding again..the person who made me go AISEH MAN!! was staring at his height...zhen hon....so tall man!giant!!!argh!!!!so he stood next to me.which made me feel like a total idiot...cos imma sooo katek...

the other game i recalled was the blanket thingy...when its drawn down,you have to shout your classmates name opposite you.so my opponent was eva.when the blanket was down.i stunned there likde some idiot with some shitty facial expression,with some stupid body reaction.i point at her and went silent...then my team mates went:"oi,eva eva.."so i went:"orh.eva!" so she lost and had to come to our side and sit as she lost that round.so it ended up my side winning..so funny.it was a great game.cos we actually helped each other with guessing the opponent's name.from that,we managed to communicate with each other.

the name game too..was interesting...that when i remembered alvin,jeremy,jonathan,alicia,vivienne,natasha,mel chan,sheron,shaun,adeline,eva,cheryl,viva's name.esp viva..so unique name..but one thing about it is that remember name don't remember face.i anyhow pong the name one,with the help of my classmates beside me.we help each remembering outstanding names..then i realised that our class has two melissa-s.mel chan,mel z...so funny..mel z looked looked like chinese!so pretty,petite,cute,soft spoken,and fair...so sorry that i didn't know you were non-chinese.

lastly,was the skipping rope game..sheron and i so malu man.i ran across with her..but she was stucked there.mainly due to her slipeers.so both of us removed our footwear and ran over again..then there goes some cute girls shouting again.ARGHHHHH!!!and ran over.its really so funny la..

the day wrapped up with us chosing mr n ms freshie..kenneth and sheron was sabotaged,while mel cham was chosen to be the performer...so natasha and i went home together...wana wait for bren,but she was sabotaged too.to be a performer..that's why..

oh yea,i recalled mr humpty dumpty at the briefing!so funny..okok..nothing nothing.you guys should know what i meant.shhhh..its between all of us...

at the mrt,it was the best part...nothing could replace that memorable scene for me..till this day,its planted in my heart deeply...thanks natasha,for the song,and the hug.you're the best.

so it was home sweet home...

i wana apologise to our ogls for being absent on the second day.im so sorry.pls forgive me...

after thse two days,it was the beginning of our new journey...especially with the bonkers club people:shaun,viva,shiyi,natasha,vivienne,alvin,alicia,jonathan,pamela,jeremy.it was outings+fun+laughter.i really appreciate the support,care and concern that was given to each other,as we support one another during bad times.sem2 is gonna begin.i hoped that we all can still be closely knitted with one another.pls forgive each other in times of argument,misunderstanding,and disagreements ok?bear with each other,and all will go well.lets end this term on a happer note..love you guys loads

all these memories are deeply attached to my heart,esp the process when we all get to know one another..i love it man.thanks for making year 1 a fruitful one for me.