mm, funeral. one at the east, one at the west side of my block. i wonder when's mine next... im not getting emotional or what. its part and parcel of life. cliche but true. we all need to depart this world. its a matter of sooner or later.

if i die, better put a nice photo of me ah? then cremate me with my rabbit. i cannot go without my rabbit. or else i will be crying in my urn though reduced to ashes. also, i love smart looking formal wear. i have a bad figure. so better avoid dresses. so pants will do. not too tight. later my butt can't breathe then got rashes. also, i want my nice heels. makes me look taller. im so katek le. better not me katek when i reach "basement". then ah... i like light makeup. not too heavy. later look like kungfu panda. security guard uncle white and black will hum tum me if they see me black and white. scally call me copycat. then die! i cannot find popo and ah gong le. see if they got latest mobile phone anot. go there and kop from them. so now qing ming jie ar, i better ask mum offer more incense papers and joss sticks. so thta i benefit from it too. don't choy choy me... in case ma.

oh ya..on a random side... do female ghosts have menses? wa must invent sanitary napkin in case.. later go down no napkin to use then die! oh ya, i die le. can't die a second time. unless i have psychic power.

mmm, funeral must cheena style.cause buddhist ma. so any nice friends who will bear this in mind? in case i die then mum needs help. you must tell her what i want. she doesn't know i have a blog. so,shhhhh. must come to my funeral and make it happening hor. can play mahjong. some of my friends loves mahjong. can have uno, poker, or play wii la. ps3 also can. xbox too. just need tee wee only. so easy. sing karaoke also fun. i can secretly laugh in my coffin if you sang out of tune. then nobody knows im giggling. only myself and god knows. so remember when singing karaoke, don't look into my coffin. or else you will get frightened when im laughing inside.

oh ya, when im gonna get cremated.. please handle my coffin with care. those pallbearers, please don't shake my coffin too hard. later i giddy inside. if your find the coffin suddenly very heavy, means i puke inside. so don't shake ok? then *BIM BOM BIANG* throw me on the trolley or whatsoever. noisy eh. disturb me. then will pain also. ouch!

then ar, forgot about my photo. i want my 18th birthday photo. then bluff people ma... no one knows how old am i. so cool right? remember to crop. cos got cousin inside. not very nice. maybe i get people pro in com stuffs to help me with this. maybe can photoshop abit. make my eyes bigger. nose sharper. mouth smaller. don't look like michael jackson can le. then fringe must make nice nice also.

so cool! i prepared my death wishes just like that! remeber this page should anything happen to me ah.